Our Oil  

HawksBabyGirl 49F
733 posts
5/24/2006 1:15 pm

Last Read:
5/25/2006 9:28 am

Our Oil


A lot of folks can't understand

how we came to have

an oil shortage here in our country.

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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in

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Alaska

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California

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Oklahoma
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TEXAS

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UTAH
and
Wyoming

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Our

DIPSTICKS

are located in

Washington,DC

Spiritswilling 64M

5/24/2006 2:10 pm

How true. I've always said, that someone needs to invent an Internal combustion engine that ran of all the politicians hot air.


puntachueca 106M

5/24/2006 4:53 pm

You got that right.
Since a lot of our oil comes from countries that hate our guts, maybe Texas and Alaska, Oklahoma and California (and don't forget there's a bunch of oil off the cost of Florida) ought to open up terrorist camps in their states, make all their women wear chadors, and run around Washington buying politicians. Then there'd be lots of oil produced.


SirMounts 103M

5/24/2006 5:03 pm

LOL! @ post and both comments!


rm_Twister2bed 48M
617 posts
5/24/2006 5:10 pm

Actually there is plenty of Oil if you want to get technical.

Just not enough oil refineries...Blame that on evironmental wacko's who refuse to let new ones be built.

Do you know how many different grades and mixtures of gas there is in this country?? You can not blame washington for that.


nighthawk_6969 61M

5/24/2006 8:31 pm

spot on babygirl our dipsticks are in westminster

kisses hawk


mollen6 35M

5/25/2006 4:55 am

We should more try other alternativ energy sources instead

And second: God you're ass is beautiful


rm_cnilingsfan2 49M
158 posts
5/25/2006 9:09 am

LOL our dipsticks are in Ottawa


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