HawksBabyGirl 49F
733 posts
6/6/2006 4:42 pm

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6/10/2006 12:25 pm


A man who went to Church with his wife was always falling
asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something
about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him
with every time he would doze off.

As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted
out "... and who created all there is in 6 days and rested on
the 7th.." She poked her husband who then came flying out of
the pew and screamed "Good God all mighty".

The minister said "That's right, that's right" and went on with
his sermon.

The man sat back down, muttering under his breath and later
began to doze off again when the minister got to "... and who
died on the cross to save us from our sins..." the wife hit him
again and he jumped up and shouted "Jesus Christ".

The Minister said "that's right, That's Right" and went on with
his sermon.

The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and when the
minister got to "... and what did Eve say to Adam after the
birth of their second child" the wife started to poke the
husband but he jumped up and said "If you stick that damn thing
in me again I'll break it off"!

rm_bryan4a 37M

6/7/2006 7:23 am

Very funny! I loved it!

goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
6/7/2006 2:36 pm

Good joke! LOL!

reverend21 50M
1913 posts
6/10/2006 7:09 am

I love it!

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