HawksBabyGirl 49F
733 posts
4/30/2006 6:49 pm

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5/1/2006 8:01 pm


A woman is in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door ..hurry she said stand in the corner she quiclty rubbed babyoil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum bowder don't mover until I tell you to she whispered just pertend you're a statue.

what's this honey" the husband inquired as he entered the room oh its just a statue she replied nonchalantly the smiths bought one for thier bedroom I liked it so much I got one for us too..

No more was said about the statue not even later that night when they went to sleep around two in the morning the husband go out of bed went to the kitchen and returned awhile later with a sandwich and a glass of milk here he said to the statue eat something I stood like an idiot at the smiths for tree days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water...

antone30 49M
51 posts
4/30/2006 9:02 pm

Very nice! and the joke was funny two.

rm_cnilingsfan2 49M
158 posts
5/1/2006 5:05 pm


nighthawk_6969 61M

5/1/2006 6:47 pm

lmao good one babygirl

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