HawksBabyGirl 49F
733 posts
4/28/2006 11:58 am

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4/28/2006 8:32 pm


To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re:
Notice of increase in tax payments The only thing that the
I.R.S. has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact
that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of
the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and
10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2
dependants and they are both nuts.

Effective January 1, 2006 your penis will be taxed according to

------- The categories are as follows: -------
10 - 12inches.......Luxury Tax $300.0
8 - 10...............Pole Tax $25.00
5 - 8................Privilege Tax $15.00
4 - 5................Nuisance Tax $3.00

Males exceeding 12" must file a capital gains return. NOTE:
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR
Sincerely, Pecker Checker I.R.S

nighthawk_6969 61M

4/28/2006 7:05 pm

omg where am i going to find all the money for i r s i owe a fortune hahahahaah


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