How To Shower Like A Man  

HawksBabyGirl 49F
733 posts
6/22/2006 3:20 pm

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6/27/2006 6:23 am

How To Shower Like A Man

1 - Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and
leave them in a pile.

2 - Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along
the way, shake wiener at her making the "woo" sound.

3 - Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your
gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your
wiener in the mirror, scratch your "privates" and smell your
fingers for one last whiff.

4 - Get in the shower.

5 - Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).

6 - Wash your face.

7 - Wash your armpits.

8 - Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.

9 - Wash your privates and surrounding area.

10 - Wash your butt, leaving hair on the soap bar.

11 - Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).

12 - Make a shampoo Mohawk.

13 - Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the

14 - Pee (in the shower).

15 - Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water
on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the
tub the whole time.

16 - Partially dry off.

17 - Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire
wiener size again.

18 - Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.

19 - Leave bathroom fan and light on.

20 - Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you
pass your wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah
baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.

21 - Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get

8337 posts
6/22/2006 4:32 pm

What type of men do you date?


"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur

micahbiguns 52M

6/22/2006 10:09 pm

Sounds about right to me

tootsiedippin 54M/54F
1078 posts
6/22/2006 10:45 pm

Other than checking my weiner Its me all over! LOL


HawksBabyGirl 49F

6/23/2006 8:15 am

    Quoting rm_johannes680:
    Wash your privates and surrounding area.

    How did you know I like to clean the wall tiles while in there with a cloth
    And how could you not include: leave soap on the shower floor the whole time so that it becomes a jellied mess by showers end!

    I myself prefer to only shower once a week ... why waste precious pheromones?
OMG just once a week....

earthShiva 60M

6/23/2006 7:16 pm

If I figure out where you hid the camera, you're in deep doo-doo...

rm_cnilingsfan2 49M
158 posts
6/23/2006 9:43 pm

Geeze... I thought you lived a few hundred miles away how did you see me. I just have one question, Whats a washcloth????

HawksBabyGirl 49F

6/24/2006 5:35 am

LMAO you guys are too...

Watch out for that little fly on the wall...

Johannes nice to know just a joke....

HawksBabyGirl 49F

6/27/2006 6:23 am

    Quoting rm_johannes680:
    Have you seen whats going on there? I posted 6-8 posts there trying to be reasonable and asking for her evidence to back up her statements about me, or to at least stop the unwarranted vendetta, also I made no claims to any fame or even any past exploits but she hides my posts or gets her sheep in armour to do it for her, and twists everything I said. I think if she was honest she would have let everyone see what I said especially if it was going to make me look bad to them all but she didn't want anyone to see that the one who claims I am the lie-er is the one that lies, she has two profiles here to I think but who knows anything for sure here. But I tell you I do not do the things she says and I didn't abuse anyone ever!
    So as far as the fly is concerned he hopes the sheep and the chooks become flyblown then we will see who harbours the maggots. BTW I only ever disagreed with their proposals that our moderator SOSO was a fake, other than that I had no problems with either of them, so for 2 posts I get this, what sickos.
    sorry to bother you with this and tell me if your not interested but I wanted you to know what they are instead of who they want ppl. to think they are.
I don't know what happen in the past but let it go and don't worry about them let them have their fun and you have yours don't let them get to you....

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