Public Service Announcement  

HardlyYours4Now 53M
951 posts
9/23/2005 2:17 am

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Public Service Announcement

IP News Release - Dated 09/22/2005 - Researchers for the Kinky Institute of Sexology Studies have released new findings that have given rise to long discussions. Dr. T. Oldman, head researcher at KISS, has been carefully studying men's sexual vitality, and has found that having sex regularly with men at or near 40 years old was "the most satisfying the women have ever had." In his study, women "would light up after sex even if they weren't smokers."

Additionally, Dr. Oldman found that men with less hair on their heads had more energy and endurance. "It appears that the thinner hair on top acts as a solar panel, providing cheap and abundant energy."

The study also found that the myth of men peaking sexually in their 20's is ... uh ... a myth. "I'm still peeking sexually," said the 40 year old, balding doctor.

Another myth the doctor claims to have busted was the 'size matters' issue. "There's only so much room in there," he said, referring to a chart of female anatomy, "and a more comfortable fit is much healthier for the woman's long-term sexual health." Asked if the study might be criticized as being self-serving, the doctor said, "No, I don't serve myself. Well. not usually. Only once in a while. When I get really..." The doctor broke in mid-sentence and ran into his lab, locking the door behind him - presumably on the verge of some exciting breakthrough.

Dr. Oldman is hoping that the release of this study will lead to many further releases. "It gets hard sometimes," he said, apparently referring to the research, "much harder than some would believe." We truly must find ways to show appreciation to those who give of themselves to make life more satisfying for us all.

Dr. Oldman asks that any willing to participate in further research should contact him directly and soon. Before he has to move on to Viagra research.

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
9/23/2005 12:32 pm

Grin, I'd have to agree with said research, although I think that 39 works as well as 40.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

ProtonicMan 49M

9/23/2005 5:56 pm

Very nice. I'm looking forward to the next 4 years!


HardlyYours4Now 53M

9/23/2005 7:43 pm

Daphne - True science works in ranges and probabilities, not absolutes. 39 is well within the range of error in the study.

Protonic - Enjoy 'em now. Odd how that 4 at the front of my age turned me from funny to 'ewww, he's old.'

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