No Strings Attached  

HardlyYours4Now 53M
951 posts
9/1/2005 4:28 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

No Strings Attached

We met online; she liked my style
I read her blog ‒ I loved her profile

It seemed the right thing for us to meet
So we set a date, and picked a place down the street.

I knew I should be ready, so I took a selection
Of things we might need for fun and protection

I brushed my tooth, and combed both my hairs
Picked up my gear, and headed downstairs

I ran out the door, yelling, “I’ll be late, mother”
Hopped on my three-speed (a gift from by brother)

I popped up the kickstand ‒ my loins all afire ‒
“Oh shit!” I thought, “I’ve got a flat tire.”

So I ran down the street, and knocked over some kid
And as he cursed and chased after, on his skateboard I rid

By then I was late, but just fashionably so
But where was my dream girl? Did she already go?

That one in the corner…no, that can’t be her.
Perhaps at the counter? Hard to be sure.

When up from behind me, I saw a reflected face
Who asked, “Are you Hardly?” I nodded with grace.

I held the door open, and we went on in
I ordered some wine; she, tonic and gin

When the initial niceties had been shared,
I took a deep breath, then simply declared

“Shall we get right down to it?” She nodded, and smiled
I knew this encounter was going to be wild!

Then we whipped out our laptops, and with wireless connections
We made passionate love through a cyber-chat session.

SweetSouthrnGrl 45F

9/1/2005 6:38 pm


Good one!

Enjoy your holiday weekend...


rm_suzieq47 58F
5 posts
9/1/2005 6:58 pm

love it...well written...funny ending...

__Huntress__ 56M/59F

9/1/2005 7:53 pm

LMAO ... good clever stuff honey !

ProtonicMan 49M

9/1/2005 8:30 pm

Very funny. Is this a new poetry style, rhyming sexcouplets? I liked the iambic southernameter, too.


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
9/1/2005 10:01 pm

My God, I think I dated him ...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

wyvernrose 39F  
3964 posts
9/2/2005 2:51 am

OMFG you wouldnt you couldn't OMG!!!!!!! ROFLMAO


HardlyYours4Now 53M

9/2/2005 10:44 am

Hey, I'm trying to describe a tender moment I had last night, and all you people can do is make fun?

duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
9/8/2005 2:40 am

That was GREAT! haha


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