Name That Tune  

HardlyBreathing 53M
20 posts
9/27/2005 1:58 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Name That Tune

Originally aired August 19, 2005 on my now-defunct blog, Life With Carry-Ons.

Baby, if you've ever wondered
Wondered whatever became of me
I'm sleeping on the couch down in the living room,
Where I don't have to hear your K-R-A-P

Got tired of always fighting over nothing
And having sex with no one but myself;
So now my favorite friends are all on "Girls Gone Wild,"
And I'm eating out that little Keebler elf.

And if you think I haven't noticed
Where all day you like to set your a*s,
I think it should be said, I slip up to our bed -
Sit on your pillow, then I pass some gas.

AlbertPrince 59M

9/27/2005 7:08 am

I do believe that this was the first of your posts that I read.
And this was good enough to make me come back???

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