Best Lines (or why I strike out a lot)  

HardlyBreathing 53M
20 posts
9/27/2005 1:48 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Best Lines (or why I strike out a lot)

Originally aired August 14, 2005 on my now-defunct blog, Life With Carry-Ons.

- I’m a very sensitive guy, especially if you lick my …
- I do woodworking as a hobby, and you are really giving me something to work with over here.
- Is your bra getting tired? I would be glad to step in.
- I blog.
- I brushed my tooth just for you tonight.
- You have lovely wrists; mind if I slap some cuffs on ‘em?


AlbertPrince 59M

9/27/2005 4:55 am

Gee your ugly, but I bet you feel good in the dark.

Honey, I've got just the thing that will fit between those gaps in your teeth.

Can I smell your Pussy? No! Well it must be your feet then!

How would you like to have your bellybutton tickled? From the inside.

As long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit.


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