Would you do this?  

Hardbody4U269me 42F
888 posts
5/8/2006 7:08 pm

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Would you do this?

I got this in an email, and had to ask the guys, if they would do this...

I got home late one night and my wife, says, "Where in the
hell have you been?" I replied, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A
tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," I said proudly. "What
the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why
on earth would you get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your

"Well... I like to watch my money grow.
Once in a while, I like to play with my money.
I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly,
instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and
blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

now guys.... would you be crazy enough to get something tattoo on your cock?

1ArkAngel 47M
3 posts
5/8/2006 8:27 pm

The meatpacker's seal of approval cums to mind.

rm_melloman1965 52M

5/8/2006 8:51 pm

I did hear one about a guy that had mom but that was when it was soft. when he got hard it read MOM IS INTO OTHER WOMAN DAM.

BigEdogg40 44M
5 posts
5/8/2006 10:21 pm

Yes I would I'd try almost anything once! Iwould love to try some of you!

Paul4348184 61M
69 posts
5/9/2006 5:55 am

Sounds interesting but I don't think so.

singlenow2005 47M

5/9/2006 2:06 pm

I've actually heard this before, someone told it as a joke once. Don't know if its true but it sure is funny!! Don't think I would be trying it myself though!!
On another note, nice profile!!!!

iluv2eatpussy94 54M

5/9/2006 3:32 pm

God no. Just thinking about it makes my cock want to hide like turtle.

hotpoker70 53M  
7 posts
5/9/2006 5:59 pm

I would get a tatoo on my cock I am thinking maybe a depth gauge so when I am pounding your pussy your mouth your ass I would know just how far you could handle it yep thats what I am thinkin I am horny as hell and would love to plung you all night long!!! your photos show a wonderful pussy and ass amazing!!!!

rm_HotHornyMale 59M

5/10/2006 1:35 pm

No I wouldn't get anything tattooed on my privates.
That would be just too painful until it all healed up.

Vandrake212 36M
45 posts
5/10/2006 2:57 pm

If i had a choice of getting it tattoo'd over getting it pierced, I would take tattoo. I don't know how some guys think that it is "cool". Corse this is only if I HAD to choose one, I would have to be pretty plastered to have that done.

djmmjjd 46M

5/10/2006 7:26 pm

The joke is incredibly funny, appreciating your sense of humor, priceless. Hoping you'll find what your looking for, it may be closer than you think.

ToledoCpl4More 54M/49F

5/11/2006 2:22 pm

lol from a females point of view..... i think ahead to when is is 60 or 70 years old and i see a wrinkled 100 dollar bill. dont think i want to suck on something that changed hands that many times lol. but we would like to get our hands all over you. very bi female here with a str8 man. let us know what you think once you seen our profile.

TeaserPleas1969 48M

5/11/2006 3:48 pm

im not so sure i would get one on my cock , but would be willing to get a tat in other places. Was thinking of getting one on my back of a dragon. not sure though. Hey hard body how are you doing. We need to chat sometime and see where it goes. you are definitely a fine woman and why anyone would stand you up is beyond reason.

Hardbody4U269me 42F
40 posts
5/11/2006 3:49 pm

Everyone is so sweet to give their point of view on this hard subject.

mc2dr 50M/44F
1 post
5/11/2006 10:21 pm

Hell no I wouldn't do that.

lighthouseman00 51M

5/14/2006 7:19 pm

hell i would if it would get me blown more often hahaha naw i more of a muncher of the lady anyway

largepackage43 41M

5/17/2006 5:53 am

If his wife stayed home and blew him, I'd say it's worth it. but somehow I don't think it worked that way.

airborne1202 37M
8 posts
5/23/2006 4:08 pm

Hard subject, huh? *Lets the pun slide* Getting a tatoo on your dick has as much appeal as stabbing a hole in it. Of course, some men do that too, so I guess some people have odd things appeal to them. Anyways, I've never had someone unhappy with how my cock looks, so why should I change it? What do you think?

beamer52up 65M

5/31/2006 7:43 pm

Great story, very funny.

In reality I would not get a tattoo there or anywhere else on my body. Way too permanent. What seems like a good idea today may not seem so smart 15 years from now.

Besides with inflation $100 will be much smaller in just a few years!!!!

pushingourlimits 55M/55F

6/4/2006 2:17 pm

We would have to do it together, making it a whole tatoo while we are joined...

Friends4Sex13 45M

6/5/2006 10:01 am

I've had 2 tattoos done and while they weren't terribly painful where I had them done, I'm sure they would be excruciating on my penis! OUCH! Besides, I'm too much of a hornball to wait for it to heal before I started "Playing with my money" again...lol

needsome69999 50M

6/11/2006 5:31 am

Love the joke. Very interesting how that matches most men. Think about it, it is so true.
As far as getting a tatto on my privates, well I would have to be so drunk that I had black out. Guys can you remember the pain you had the last time thing where hot and you slipped. OUCH! Need I say more

EelTongue469 52M

6/29/2006 9:19 pm

Absolutely not! And yer not hanging any weights off my balls either! But everything in your profile sounds like fun

LiquorOfToes 56M
2 posts
7/14/2006 5:56 am

The tat on my penis reads "TINY" when soft but upon seeing your pics it now says "TICONDEROGA NEW YORK, NEW YORK"
Thanks for great tits and a better smile!!!

8one22 60M

12/9/2006 11:11 am

Sorry Hardbody but I'd have to make it a thousand dollar bill. Women go thought a hundred bucks to quickly. I'd like it to last a while. LOL

naughtywitewife 52M/42F  
23 posts
4/5/2007 6:13 am

we would luv to talk to this sexy women and see what we can work out..we r close so lets talk sexy...s and b

curiousohiofem77 51M/41F
2 posts
4/15/2007 1:37 pm

if you like our photos on our album and would like to chat look us up and send an email. would love to meet you sometime. there are plenty of photos there. face pics will be sent upon request

onyurbak 48M

6/26/2007 8:50 am

i would love to give you my POINT of view!!

1kinkekitty 47F

12/31/2007 7:37 am

too funny...

naughtywitewife 52M/42F  
23 posts
6/21/2008 6:41 pm

First of all nice profile, Second I think if my man went out and did that and came home with that attitude about it I would have to tell him, Well just like that 100 dollar bill cocks can be broken, and when I brake yours I would expect some CHANGE back, see how he would like that attitude.

Nothing bad about men because I love mine, just think about what you say to women before you say it, cause it could come back and bite you in the end.

rm_HermansBoy 70M
1499 posts
5/18/2009 1:33 pm

I have never been able to come up with an idea for a tattoo on my arm! So I don't think getting on my cock would be a very good idea.

I mean, the best I've ever come up with for my arm was "Mom." That's one thing I'd probably not get bored with or tired of. Maybe the Harley Bar-and-Shield instead...

Combine that with a much lower pain tollerance than I had as a young man and I wouls say mu answer is "No way!

Do you know a woman who would you get one on or around her pussy?


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