Pillsbury Doughboy Dead  

HardNhorneee 53M
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7/31/2005 3:12 pm

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Pillsbury Doughboy Dead

Sad News.

Thought you would want to know. It is with the a sad heart
that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in
remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was
71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,
including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima
delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life
was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very
"smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a
crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children,
John Dough and Jane Dough: plus they had one in the oven. He
is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3: 50 for about 20 minutes

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