Jokes- Blonde & misc  

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5/22/2005 9:12 am

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Jokes- Blonde & misc


Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.

Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin.

Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier......"

Q: What does the postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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"What happened to you?" asked the bystander of the man lying on the sidewalk outside of the beauty parlor. The man shook his head groggily and rubbed his bruised chin.
"Last thing I remember was my wife came out of the beauty salon. I took a look at her and said, 'Well, Honey, at least you tried.....'
"And then what?" asked the passerby.
"...and then it was lights out."

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked the clerk.
"That depends," said the salesman. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."
"Let's see the $2.00 model," he said.
The clerk put the device around the man's neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.
"How does it work?" the customer asked.
"For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"

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