Interestigation definitions of new words  

HardNhorneee 53M
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7/31/2005 3:09 pm

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Interestigation definitions of new words


The Washington Post's style invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. here are some recent winners:

intaxication: euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

reintarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly

giraffiti: vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

hipatitis: terminal coolness.

osteopornosis: a degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)

glibido: all talk and no action.

dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

and the pick of the literature:

ignoranus: a person who's both stupid and an asshole.

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