Humor- The Most dangerous of snakes  

HardNhorneee 53M
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5/21/2005 12:10 pm

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Humor- The Most dangerous of snakes


"The Most Venomous Snake In The World"

NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)

LOCATION: Throughout the world

DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fang-less
with a highly venomous spit. Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood and sub-species.

SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the
lower frontal abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling occurs followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal. It has also been known to attack men in the lower posterior section.

HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been
known to appear in the most unusual places.

ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for
women. However, once the venom is injected into
the body, only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.

* WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED *

TOURNIQUET: Do not apply a tourniquet as the venom
is too deep in the body to be affected.

CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely
unnecessary and ineffective as the initial bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.

SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most
popular with the victim, but so far has not been
reportedly successful.

MILKING THE SNAKE:

1. Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and
downwards motion.
3. This will result in the snake becoming highly
aggressive, starting to spit.
4. The time taken for this milking process depends
entirely on the milker and the last known time the
snake attacked.
5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for
about 15 - 20 minutes.

CONCLUSION:

This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin and when treated with the right kind of respect, makes a wonderful pet.

rm_BigDnLady 44M/42F
1140 posts
5/21/2005 2:14 pm

That is my favorite kind of snake!! I enjoy milking them actually!! Sucking the venom is quite fun!!! Just call me the trouser snake hunter!!

Lady


HardNhorneee 53M

5/31/2005 6:22 pm

ok, deal!


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