Humor- A womans point of view- to be passed on.  

HardNhorneee 53M
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5/18/2005 5:16 pm

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Humor- A womans point of view- to be passed on.


1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. Love is the ideal thing. Marriage is the real thing.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too
little to be out alone.

5. Love starts when she sinks into his arms and ends with her arms in the sink.

6. No man is serious about being in love until he starts acting ridiculous.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed
the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9 Best way to get a man to do something is to
suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental
hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the
desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes - it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

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