Dark in Here  

HardNhorneee 53M
127 posts
9/15/2005 9:27 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dark in Here


DARK IN HERE



While at work the husband’s wife takes a lover, Unbeknownst to her,

her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.

The boy now has company.



Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250."



In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy

and the mom's lover are in the closet together.



Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

Man: "How much?"

Boy: "$750."

Man: "Fine."



A few days later, the father says to the boy,

"Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and play catch."



The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."



The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"



The son says, "$1,000."



The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friend like that.

That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to

take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church, the father alerts the priest, makes the boy sit in the confessional and closes the door.



The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

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