Boobies and Willies  

HardNhorneee 53M
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10/11/2005 11:23 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Boobies and Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
"Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three
kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are
like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties,
they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After
fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,
"Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man
goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is
like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and
forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the
balls are for decoration only!"

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