This sucks............  

6876 posts
3/16/2006 12:30 pm

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3/17/2006 2:23 am

This sucks............

I need real food, and I need sex!!!!!!!

I want a Burger and a Dick!!!

I am in pain, I am hungry and I am horny!!!

Damn what a bad combo!!!

look close at that pic! can ya see the penis on the grill?


tonguerocka69 41M
97 posts
3/16/2006 1:08 pm

Wow you really are hot and bothered!! But cooking a penis is a bit...fatal attraction-esk?? I would venture to say if you need it that bad maybe i can put something together and get there, but then I see you grilling what you crave... :-


anyways thanks for checking out my blog I'll have to add this to my regular list. I like nothing more than good humor.

MrNuttz05 50M

3/16/2006 1:18 pm

You give a new meaning to the term, 'Beans & Franks'...

rm_BigT4928 30M
4 posts
3/16/2006 1:29 pm

i'll give u the dick and the burger

PassionKisses4Me 45F

3/16/2006 1:39 pm

Mmmm some good food and great sex sounds really good right about now



papyrina 52F
21133 posts
3/16/2006 1:47 pm

the perfect diet ,

I'm a

i'm here to stay

ticktock500 45M

3/16/2006 2:01 pm

i'll put the burger in the blender, but the dick you gotta take whole

zx9racer 45M

3/16/2006 2:05 pm

well soon the pain will be gone, you get the horniness taken care of.. that I am sure of.. and the food well.. mmm Mcdonalds.. it almost sounds like a cheap date LOL

firestarter665 43M/40F

3/16/2006 3:35 pm

Someone sent me that pic once. I believe the caption was something to the effect of "Why you should never piss off your wife".

Sorry that you are still in pain.

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

3/16/2006 4:07 pm


...These are signs you MUST be feelling a little better...Ready



3/16/2006 4:16 pm

firestarter665-- Yeah my babe, mrrdking sent me the joke! He knew I would use it here sometime!

ticktock500-- Huh, blended burger? Thats just wrong!

LustGoddess2469 51F  
2453 posts
3/16/2006 4:32 pm

That's one hot cock.


LustGoddess2469 51F  
2453 posts
3/16/2006 4:36 pm

You want a burger AND a dick? Hmmmm...why not kill two birds with one stone, my busty, bitchy friend? Put that bad boy through a meat grinder, shape it, grill it, toss it on a bun, and VOILA!


spoldrtn812 52F  
1058 posts
3/16/2006 5:30 pm

H~N~B This shit had to make you laugh

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spoldrtn812 52F  
1058 posts
3/16/2006 5:37 pm

    Quoting ticktock500:
    i'll put the burger in the blender, but the dick you gotta take whole

H~N~B This shit had to make you laugh

Thank God for the tools they added I can act like a real blogger now

oops sorry for the extra post

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3/16/2006 5:56 pm

spoldrtn812-- Just think of me sucking a blended burger through a straw and ticktoc there shovin his dick in my ass!!!

LustGoddess2469-- Ya know how many men you just freaked out? LMAO good job G/F


3/16/2006 5:59 pm

readytolay_3-- OMG I am talkin a bad need for MEAT!!!!! Some mrrdking meat!!!

tonguerocka69-- NAH, fatal attraction we just boil your bunnies! lol Thank you for visiting!

papyrina-- No lie, aint it?

PassionKisses4Me-- I want the combo #4, Burger and a fuck!!! lol


rm_guyinokemos 69M
103 posts
3/16/2006 6:19 pm

Uh, make mine a veggie burger, please


3/16/2006 6:30 pm

guyinokemos-- AAWWW no meat for you then!

rm_generusgent 57M

3/16/2006 7:39 pm

Ok then. I will make sure that the ballparks are the plump when you cook em kind. How bout Mexican? Between the hot food and me, I am sure that your needs could be ful'filled'

HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/16/2006 8:15 pm:
LOL, so you think so, huh?

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