THE PERFECT HUSBAND  

HOTNBOTHERED0414 47F
6876 posts
3/14/2006 11:28 pm

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3/16/2006 9:11 pm

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "

"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... "
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000 ... "
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... "
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price ... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... "

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye ... I do too ... "

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?


H~N~B


wildoats19622 55M
3530 posts
3/15/2006 12:12 am

That's why I'm so far in debt! LOL

Wild

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HOTNBOTHERED0414 47F

3/15/2006 3:15 am

wildoats19622-- And now ya know!

marchbrown1-- OOOOOOOOOOyeah, you can always blame someone else!

mzhunyhole-- My thoughts exactly!


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
106F

3/15/2006 7:53 am

Can I have the phone after mzhunyhole,I am in need of financing for an up coming execution of an ASSHOLE whos in desperate need of elimination...Ready

Ready


rm_assman1205 53M
16 posts
3/15/2006 9:57 am

some poor guy is not going to have a very nice weekend.


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/15/2006 2:41 pm

You were'nt supposed to know that guy was me.


HOTNBOTHERED0414 47F

3/15/2006 11:09 pm

OK THREE TIMES NOW I HAVE POSTED RESPONCES TO EVERYONE ON THIS BLOG, AND IT HAS NEVER SHOWN!!!!!! IM NOT DOIN IT AGAIN!!! I LOVE YOU ALL, AND TY FOR LIKING THIS!


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
106F

3/16/2006 6:54 am

....Well glad to know I'm not the only one who can't get shit to post what a pisser....Ready

Ready


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/16/2006 8:49 pm:
It will probably show up a few months from now, like mine did on yours!

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