Readytolay_3..........BITCH!!!!!  

HOTNBOTHERED0414 47F
6876 posts
3/20/2006 9:19 am

Last Read:
3/21/2006 12:42 am

Readytolay_3..........BITCH!!!!!

Taurus (the bull)

April 20th -- May 20th


1) You are practical and persistent.

2) You have a high capacity brain.

3) Taurus people do not use toilet paper.

4) You have the power of conversation but not of speech.

5) If you bored a hole in your head, sap would run out.

6) As you age, your ears will begin to look like a taxicab with both doors open.

7) You have nothing to worry about because you have no mind to worry with.

8 ) People can't believe that out of the millions of your father's sperm, you were the quickest.

9) You are practical alright, as practical as eating soup with a fork and with the persistence of a nosebleed.

10) You have a high capacity brain because it's full of male bovine excrement.

11) Try to smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

12) Some people make people happy wherever they go; you on the other hand make people happy when you leave.

13) Your ignorance covers the world like a well made blanket; there's not a hole in it to be found .

Best career moves: the loser in pro-wrestling matches, brain donor, cat walker.

Who loves ya BITCH???? HOT thats who!


H~N~B


ToolsMulesFaker 41M
163 posts
3/20/2006 9:23 am

ROFL


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/20/2006 9:25 pm:
The things I do when I am bored huh?

007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
3/20/2006 10:45 am

You two women are a damn riot. I love both of you bitches.

Combine the two and you get:
HotNReady

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/20/2006 8:41 pm:
Thats a good one!

TTigerAtty 63M

3/20/2006 11:52 am

Ha!Ha!


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/20/2006 8:41 pm:
Gald you like it!

rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/20/2006 2:10 pm

And all this time I thought I was a Pisces!


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/20/2006 8:42 pm:
Just wait I'll show ya pieces!

rm_assman1205 53M
16 posts
3/20/2006 2:30 pm

I really liked the one about not using toilet paper. Eeewww


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/20/2006 8:42 pm:
That wa my fav. tooo

readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
106F

3/20/2006 3:21 pm

WELL FUCK ME STUPID...!!! I am deeply touched or maybe I'm just "touched" and of course I don't use T/P REAL Bitches go out and drag their ass across the yard...So what are YOU H-N-B a REAL Bitch or just a want-to-be-a-bitch....Ready

HUGS and KISSES to you too...ya scanky fucking twat

Ready


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/20/2006 8:41 pm:
IM the QUEEN BITCH and your a Bitchette! LMAO THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE THIS! skanky ho bag! LOVE YA!

MrNuttz05 50M

3/20/2006 5:06 pm

That's a lot of 'BULL'...


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/20/2006 8:43 pm:
OOyeah?

firestarter665 43M/40F

3/20/2006 5:39 pm

I'm waiting to see what you come up with for Cancer. LOL


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/20/2006 8:43 pm:
You got it!!

gmctruck22 49M
1 post
3/20/2006 9:26 pm


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/21/2006 12:43 am:
ok? Did ya mean to say nothing? lol

BBbikerbabe6969 52F
37 posts
3/20/2006 11:53 pm

Gemini please? LMAO Im scared to see it!


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/21/2006 12:43 am:
Comein at ya soon!

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