I think he has it out for me.............  

6876 posts
4/5/2006 5:55 am

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4/6/2006 1:52 am

I think he has it out for me.............

Again here I am, up at the BUTTCRACK of dawn!!

And why you ask? Well let me tell you!

Because men would lose there ASS if it was not attached to them!!!!

I was awakin this morning with my husband comeing in the bedroom and snatching up my Cell Phone. And when asked why, he just walked away.

Pisses me off when I ask someone a question and I get ignored.

So again, While he is punching buttons on my phone, I ask him wtf he is doing. Well he can't figure out how to unlock the keys on my phone.
So I ask him, Why the fuck do you have my phone. Well shit, he can't find his, can't figure out how to work mine to call his phone to find it!
WTF!!!! So I get up and call his phone. He finds the damn thing, and I go back to bed.
Then I hear him, out the door, back in the door, back out the door, back in!

So I ask, what did you lose this time?

So now he can't find his truck keys. So I get back up to search the house for truck keys.

Why the fuck when men are looking for things can they not move crap, pick crap up and look under it?

Well they were found, kitchen table, under the mail he brought in the house with him yesterday!
It wouldn't really piss me off, but this is going on a week that everyday I have to help him find his keys, or his freakin phone!

Well now it is off to the shower, and off to the Dentist, AGAIN! BLAH!

I am a REAL BITCH on only 3 hours sleep!


(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

4/5/2006 7:35 am

All I can do is shake my head...Your NOT being a Bitch, I'd say this cock suckers should give THANKS to all the powers that be that he is among the living...After having betrayed your LOVE and LOYALTY the way he has...Girl your just to good to him..Ready


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/5/2006 7:50 am:
The one area I a weak! Damn Me!

ToolsMulesFaker 41M
163 posts
4/5/2006 4:34 pm

Phone up ass and keys in a nose ring..

HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/5/2006 7:58 pm:
LMAO silly man!

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

4/5/2006 7:54 pm

OMG....are you sure that we aren't married to the same man. My husband and I just had that same conversation tonight about being ignored. He calms deafness...I say selective hearing!!!

HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/5/2006 7:59 pm:
Yep, He hears what he wants! It is the ASSHOLE filter guys have in thier ears!

skyking412004 54M
5363 posts
4/6/2006 12:42 am

_____If I always put things in the same place, I know right where to find them. If I do lose something. I can't blame anyone but myself, since I live alone. I bought a brand new Stargate SG1, the movie, DVD a while back and I'll be darned if I can find it. I think my brother swiped it when he visited.

HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/6/2006 1:03 am:
I bet your right!

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