I found a 97 year old ME!!!!!!!  

6876 posts
1/27/2006 9:21 pm

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6/18/2006 3:05 am

I found a 97 year old ME!!!!!!!

You have got to read this shit.I had a conversation with a resident today while she was eating supper. And you thought things have changed alot in the world since the 1930s, as far as sex and relationships. I have changed the names to protect the inocent...lol

HNB- What was your husbands name? And what did he do for a living?

Becky- Carl, and he worked for the Railroad.

HNB- Why didn't you ever have kids?

Becky- He went to Africa right after we were married, he would be gone for 4 years at a time and not home very much.

HNB- I bet you were lonely.

Becky- Goodness no, I had a few boyfriends.

HNB- OOOmy really?

Becky- There were alot of us girls whos husbands went to Africa with the railroad,we always got together and went out. The saturday night dances were the best place to meet men.

HNB- How many boyfriends did you have?

Becky- At one time?

HNB- Well that and all together how many?

Becky- OOOMY I couldn't even begin to count how many in all, but one time I had five. And that was not easy to do. My favorite was a dancer, but I can't remember his name.

HNB- Did you ever get caught?

Becky-OOOOMY Yes I did, a few times, But men are easy, you just wiggle your finger at them to come here and they fall for it.And if my husband caught me I just told him the man was my sisters.

HNB- Becky I so look up to you now, You need to teach me your ways, lol

Becky-The older men were always good for the romance, but I always liked the younger ones,cause they can keep up with you.

HNB- So your telling me, ya need more then one man in your life?

Becky- OOOO goodness yes, It takes 5 men to equal one good woman.

HNB-So I need to find 3 more.

Becky- You only have 2 now? You need to work on that.

I was soooo laughing my ass off, to hear this 97 year old woman talk like that. The other aids were rollin. To believe this woman who was married in the 30s, was talking like this. OMG.
I told her I am gonna grow up to be just like her. To be that sexually open in the 30s, she is now my mentor!!!!! lol I wish I had a picture of her, She is little, long white hair up in a bun, bright blue eyes, she used to be a redhead, maybe thats the key. Us damn redheads!!! lol


fun4allin2006 54M
1583 posts
1/28/2006 6:05 am

Man you Red Heads have all the FUN. This is so funny, some people are so honest. You have to love them.


TorontoGuy55 37M

1/28/2006 6:27 am

What? I guess some things don't change.

Keep your eye on that one - make sure she has retired her g-string! It must be tough to quit man-huntin' cold turkey. She's probably got a few guys on the line...

I envy that woman - it sounds like she lived a good life. No regrets!

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
1/28/2006 6:48 am

LMAO that is my kind of woman. New what she wanted and went and got it.


1/28/2006 6:22 pm

TY guys, I am glad you liked it. She is my favorite. Funny thing, Everytime I stand her to walk her to the restroom or her wheelchair, I put her hands on my waist and I hold on to hers, She always says "OOOOO I JUST LOVE YOUR CURVES, I WISH I HAD CURVES LIKE THAT." It gets me everytime to have a 97 year old woman love my curves.

rm_7spitfire6 59M

1/28/2006 11:32 pm

keep up the great work the older folks,they always suprise you when i'ts least expected. i took care of my aunt until 2 yrs ago when it became to much and she now is at a nursing facility,she was a waitress in Miami from 1935 till1970 and was married 4 times.some of her stories would fit right in here onAFF or in Letters to Penthouse.I want to write her story but it would be X rated, keep up the bitchin i only visit for your blog and wish u luck,


1/29/2006 12:22 am

7spitfire6 -- Well ty babe, keep comin back......

rm_Smile_My_Way 60M
1519 posts
1/29/2006 4:09 am

Sex is not something new that we invented recently. It’s been around since the beginning. I am sure that is why God wrote as one of the Ten Commandments (Thou shall not commit adultery) and is one of our laws. As we all know; Sex feels good and with more than just one other.

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