For the men...........  

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1/18/2006 10:11 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

For the men...........

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q: How do you fix a women's watch?
A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven.

Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do?
A: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, which do you let in first?
A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A women who won't do what she's told.

Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced.

pickthisguy11 38M
79 posts
1/19/2006 10:27 pm

You forgot my favorite one.

Q:What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
A:Nothin', You already told the bitch twice.


1/19/2006 10:54 pm

pickthisguy11----- GOOD ONE!!!

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