For my friend loadeddice05 ...............  

HOTNBOTHERED0414 47F
6876 posts
3/5/2006 11:29 am

Last Read:
3/6/2006 10:49 am

For my friend loadeddice05 ...............

Top Ten Signs You're a True Star Wars Fan

10. When arguing Star Wars against Star Trek, you use the words 'Star Trek Sissy Boys' at least 15 times.

9. You believe President Clinton should increase its budget. (I'm sorry, wrong Star Wars!)

8. At a Star Wars collectibles convention, you purchase Gammorean Guard saliva.

7. You waste your time writing Star Wars Top Ten lists. (No comment)

6. You foolishly believe that Lucas will ACTUALLY make more Star Wars movies, when you know he's just saying that so people will buy the new Star Wars merchandise and books, then in a year he'll give his famous 'I don't feel like it' speech.

5. You would feed yourself to the rancor if it meant finding out the name of Anakin's wife.

4. You'd actually want a copy of that lousy Star Wars holiday special.

3. You stick up for Mark Hamill even when you know he's a bad actor.

2. You shell out 10 bucks for a magazine that describes the planet Tatooine.

1. You have recurring nightmares about Episodes 1-3 being about a dysfunctional family of Ewoks.

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Star Wars Name
How to determine YOUR Star Wars name:

Your New First Name:
1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name.
2. Add the first 2 letters of your last name.

Your New Last Name:
3. Take the first 2 letters of your Mom's maiden name.
4. Add the first 3 letters of the city you were born in.

Your Star Wars Honorific Title:
1: Take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them
2: Add the first three letters of the make or model of your first car
3: Insert the word "of"
4: Tack on the name of the last medication you took.

So I would be--Melan Yopao, Nosciv of Vicodin
Live long and pro.... OOHHH sorry, May the force be with you!!!

H~N~B


PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
3/5/2006 4:44 pm

I have both the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special (with commercials, even!) and the Muppet Show Star Wars Episode with Mark Hamill, C-3PO and R2-D2 as guest stars. Anyone want a copy?

I STILL haven't been able to sit through the entire SWHS...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


HOTNBOTHERED0414 47F

3/5/2006 4:51 pm

PrincessKarma--- Just wait, my "friend" gets pissy with me for the star wars jokes!


loadeddice05 45M

3/5/2006 5:26 pm

I WANT ONE! pLEASE I'M A JEDIWANNABEBOY!!!!!! RIGHT?


loadeddice05 45M

3/5/2006 5:33 pm

I'M NOT PISSY JUST AMUSED! REALLY THOUGH! I think Mark Hamill is a great actor! This is horrible your making me feel so bad about myself! Like I need to grow up or something? Excuse me I gotta go to Toys R Us!
And I could kick the hell outa any Star Trek sissy boy and his pet Romulan any day!
Luv ya! Hot N Bothered! XOXOXO!


PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
3/5/2006 5:56 pm

dice.. you sure you want the SWHS? It's seriously creepy...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


HOTNBOTHERED0414 47F

3/5/2006 6:05 pm

loadeddice05-- FUNNY YOU MENTION KICKIN SOMEONES ASS, WHILE YOU SAY YOU COULD KICK THE ASS OF A "Star Trek sissy boy and his pet Romulan", I CAN DO YA ONE BETTER. I COULD KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND THE STAR TREK SISSY BOY AND THROW IN THE ROMULAN FOR A LIL ADDED FUN!


loadeddice05 45M

3/6/2006 6:35 am

I WOULD NEVER HIT YOU! DONT' REDNECKS KICK THEIR WIVES?


HOTNBOTHERED0414 47F

3/6/2006 10:49 am

loadeddice05--- IM NOT A REDNECK, I'M A HICK THERE IS A DIFF.


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