31 days to Play  

Gypsy329 48F
124 posts
5/15/2006 8:15 am

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31 days to Play

On one of my other blogs, used primarily for business, I've been doing posts in honor of May being Masturbation month. Mind you this blog is not on a sex/swinger's site so I keep it semi mild but it's very informative. What amazes me though is the number of people who CLAIM not to jerk off.

C'mon ppl...Give me friggin break. Even children play with themselves. I just have a really hard time believing that grown ass men and women don't like strokin their naughty parts for pleasure. I know I do...

I masturbate at least once everyday, sometimes up to 3 or 4 times a day. (I work from home...I got alot of free time.)I like to reach down and stroke my HoneySweetness before I get out of the bed in the morning. In my shower or bath, I'll use the pulse setting on my shower massager. Then sometime around lunch time, I'll throw in something from the personal porn collection, grab my Osaki Twister and a bottle of lube. Yep, sure will... I fix my bed nice and comfy with my pillows stacked just right for me to see myself. I just love seeing my own hands down there. I like to sit back and hold the bottle of lube about 6 inches from my pussy and squeeze it out in drops...watching them fall onto my waiting clit and run down my slit all the was to my ass. I rub it in with all four fingers of my hand and insert a finger or two just to feel myself and start to really get in the mood before I involve my buzzing buddy. Whooweeee...talk about good vibrations. That thing gets me to moaning and my hips start to writhing and grinding as my juices really start to flow. Before I know, my body's twitchin and jerkin and I gotta bite my lip to keep my little one from hearing me from the next room. I tell ya...that's one good orgasm there.

Now...I know I ain't alone in this. Some of yall touch yourselves more than I think about touching myself.

I wanna know how much you masturbate.

What makes you wanna wax your rod or tickle you kitty?

Do ya gotta be horny or do ya just do it as a way to pass the time or cure your boredom?

What about toys? Ladies, do ya got a bullet or other vibrator that ya love to play with? Maybe you're creative and find things around the house to do the trick...Cucumbers or the back of an electric toothbrush against your clit.

Do any guys use or own a male masturbation sleep, pocket pussy or other love toy? Or do ya just like to use you hands?

Maybe you like to be watched. Does you sweetie like to look at you while you bring yourself to orgasmic bliss???

Tell me the truth...Do ya like touching yourself as much as I do...

ChinRyder 41M
235 posts
5/15/2006 9:53 am

Damn, you caught me. While I may not be the marathoner that you are, I have to admit that it still happens from time to time. More precisely, when I"m single I'm probably doing it once every 3-5 days, but it really depends on what's going on. I have noticed that as I've gotten older that it's actually harder to satisfy myself. I think it's just personal preference. Even when I do do it it's more out of boredom than personal satisfaction. My thought on that is if I can get the real thing then why settle for something you have to do yourself. Of course, I don't have all of the fancy toys that you do either.

I guess I like to kick it old school. One hand down there, the other clicking the mouse or holding the DVD remote. The best times that I've had by myself are in the shower, right after I wake up. Usually it's after dreaming about a past lover- I love thinking about them and our escapades while I'm in that fuzzy reality before the shower brings you to full consciousness. But that's just me.

upinurbox 51M

5/15/2006 10:22 pm

Do I?!!!!!

Shit i've been doin it for as long as i can remember (and i can remeber shit from when i was three yrs old) and i do it as often as i need to. In fact I was doin it imagining you doing it. the only problem i encountered with it was my ex was threatened by my self gratification. She saw it as a sign that she wasn't enough for me. Maybe she wasn't i don't know... I tried to explain to her that it had nothing to do with her but .... So i said f' it and kept on handling my business everyone does it that's why the big guy put all those nerve endings in there so that we could all please ourselves and praise his name oh Lord! that feels good!

rm_Kissmystuff 62F
1435 posts
5/17/2006 8:18 am

Yup...I do. It's a very human and healthy thing to do. I don't every day. Sometimes..I'm just busy and have other things on my mind. But when I do..I like to take my time..and do it right. Sometimes..in the bubble bath..sometimes in bed. Sometimes..even sitting at my computer..it will help when I'm composing my poetry to post on my blog. When I orgasm..it can be very intense.

I will say however..that there just may be some people who actually don't masturbate..because they've been so indoctrinated by false religious beliefs that they're afraid to do it. Some of those folks actually do exist. And you can bet they're probably the pinched faced..mean spirited..unpleasant personalities..you run into from time to time.



rm_TPT05 42M
31 posts
5/18/2006 8:43 pm

let me enter in my own style of explaination to this subject...

I ain't ever jacked off in my life!!!

*step away from the computer screen before the bolt of lightening strikes*

Nah but really, i'm like dude that commented earlier...i can remember being 10 years old when i discovered that Penises squirt...the first time was funny cause it took all year...then i got into taking a massager and using it on me and it help but left me sore...now i'm strickly a hand to hand man...no lube...slight stimulation (hell, i already have enough adventures to get me though a slow period...i just think about ex's and old buddies)...If i do it in front of a lady, i prefer to just give i good show and not explode *unless we're not fucking, at which point I aim for her eyes and wait on her to complain*

now, i ain't telling business anymore...you know where and how to find me black woman *and you need to find me...lol*

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rm_Femm4_Femm 55F
14 posts
5/28/2006 12:00 pm

Oh of course. I love to play with my kitty, and make her purr with satisfaction. I do it on a regular basis. It's as natural for me as breathing.

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