thought these were cute  

Greekgirl4u06 40F
1676 posts
7/22/2006 1:29 pm

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8/21/2006 8:26 am

thought these were cute

hey guys, got this off of a joke website, thought it was funny so wanted to share it, hope you get a little chuckle out of it as i did


1) At a radiator shop: "Best Place in Town to take a Leak".

2) On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

3) On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

4) Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

5) At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout"

6) Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

7) On an electrician's truck "Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

9) On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

10) At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

11) On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

12) In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

13) On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

14) At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

15) Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

Kaliedascope61 42M
4084 posts
7/22/2006 2:06 pm

thats some funny stuff!

Greekgirl4u06 replies on 7/22/2006 4:00 pm:
yeah i wonder who comes up with this stuff? lol

tenorsaxxman 67M

7/22/2006 2:57 pm

On a gravestone, "I told you I was sick!"


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 7/22/2006 4:01 pm:
hee hee

toothysmile 51M
16517 posts
7/22/2006 3:23 pm

what's even funnier is that i was about to post Wordie's quote from the Japanese hotel. He beat me to it. wellcome to blogville.

Greekgirl4u06 replies on 7/22/2006 4:02 pm:
just under the gun, huh? lol thanks for stopping by

multitasksextoy 60M  
3511 posts
7/22/2006 5:31 pm

How about a sign in a flooring store(We lay it right the first time!)

Greekgirl4u06 replies on 7/22/2006 9:22 pm:
oooohhh yeah, i do like that one!


7/22/2006 9:15 pm

Very cute dear. Thanks

Bronzehalo 2007

Greekgirl4u06 replies on 7/22/2006 9:22 pm:
your welcome sweets

SingleWarrior 53M

7/22/2006 9:54 pm

Misspelled sign at a local church:

"Miss on Sunday".

Greekgirl4u06 replies on 7/23/2006 8:15 am:

timo-timo 69M

7/22/2006 11:07 pm


I copied it and sent it to my friends.

Email forwarding is the sincerest form of flattery.

And I really can't be in your network? pooh.


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 7/23/2006 8:15 am:
AdultFriendFinder sucks, i dont turn down invites, must have been a screw up on their end, i will send you one

eriedragon4 58M
1076 posts
7/22/2006 11:19 pm

Thank you soooooo much for gacing my blog with you beauty,
and warm words, you are a goddess and me a lowly artisan, of words
Please know you are always welcome and I thank you from the depth of my sole I am honered that a woman of your stature, pose, grace, would read my poetry,
wait does that sound too needy? sorry, just come back again I promise
to please!

Greekgirl4u06 replies on 7/23/2006 8:16 am:
not a problem, keep up the good work

rm_PeanutJackie 37F
1286 posts
7/23/2006 12:11 pm

LOL I've seen this before and it still makes me giggle. Thanks for sharing it here

"I am beautiful no matter what you say, words can't bring me down. So don't you bring me down today."

Greekgirl4u06 replies on 7/23/2006 2:45 pm:
aint it some of the cutest stuff??


8/2/2006 7:28 am

Q: What is the quickest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his stomach with a sharp knife.

Q: How does a woman keep a man from drowning?
A: She takes her foot off his head.

Sign on the ceiling of a gynecologists office. Smile, you're on Candid Camera.

Love, Light, Laughter, Leave a Legacy,


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/2/2006 12:54 pm:
LOL, oh boy, gotta love those!!

rm_nostringsMN 41M
7 posts
8/5/2006 9:54 am

Missed the one about the Septic Tank service company's slogan...

"We do take shit from anyone"

Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/5/2006 2:28 pm:
eewwwww, lol, but true!

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