wonder if thses go for cyberbabies?  

Gossip_Anyone 42F
974 posts
7/20/2006 3:45 pm

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7/21/2006 9:35 am

wonder if thses go for cyberbabies?

Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women

Pregnancy Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's

borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,

but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife

is in labor?

A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act

normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.


1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker


says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".

8 You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.

9 You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..

Top 10 things only WOMEN understand

10. Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why

bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes.

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.

3. Eyelash curlers.

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

and, the #1 thing only women understand :


Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day .. WE


FunSeekerInTheSu 40M

7/20/2006 6:50 pm

I think My Sister will enjoy these as much as I did. V. Funny.

FunSeekerInTheSu 40M

7/20/2006 6:51 pm

P.S. She's due in September.

Gossip_Anyone 42F

7/21/2006 2:56 am

then she's ready to pop! do you have the green ducks for the ceremony?
they're 10% off with your mormon bible

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