stolen from metaloxx  

Gossip_Anyone 42F
974 posts
8/23/2006 7:44 am
stolen from metaloxx

looking for fun - I want sex

no strings attached - one-night stand

I want honesty - don't lie to me about the size of your dick

open minded - I want 2 guys to fuck me at the same time

I'm shy - I have moral hangups but I'm horny as hell

don't play games - see "I want honesty"

just looking - you have no shot

exploring my wild side - will fuck anything

must be clean - no fat guys

"queen", "princess", or "diva" - I'm too good for you

have a sense of humor - I'm not that picky

I like long walks on the beach, etc. - Looking for a Hallmark card

must love oral - you lick me, but I never suck you

looking for "perfect" anything - unrealistic

passionate - mood swings

discreet - cheating

teach me new things - I'm a lousy lay

must love foreplay - my last man treated me like meat

mature - old

plus size, thick, voluptuous, big, BBW, BHM, full-figured, "real", ample - fat

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