Gossip_Anyone 42F
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6/25/2006 3:58 am

A blonde girl lives in california. She was asked the question whitch item is farther in distance. the moon or the state of florida. from where you are standing. The blonde said, "of course it is florida". You can see the moon your can't see florida.

A marine was in a store buying some things when a lady came up to him and said "Excuse me sir, but your ship door is open". Rambo didn't know what she was talking about so he just continued on his way. A little later a gentleman came up to him and said, "Excuse me sir but your fly is open". Rambo figured out what the lady was talking about and said thankyou to the gentleman and later while he was going through the cheeckout he saw the lady that first told him and went up to her and said, "Excuse me mam but when my ship was open did you see a marine standing at attention?'" The lady thought for a while and finally replied, "No but i did see a old worn out marine sitting on two duffel bags."

Two boys were playing football in a Washington D.C. park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, he other boy rips off a plank of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog痴 collar & twists, breaking the dog痴 neck.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Washington Redskin fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I知 not a Redskins fan," the boy replied.

"Baltimore Ravens fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.

"I知 not a Ravens fan either," the boy said.

"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.

"I知 a Cowboys fan."

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet."

A man had a hookup with a new chick he'd just met and knew nothing about. Took her to a hotel room and was pounding it pretty good. She started having a seizure. He had never seen a seizure before and didn't know what was happening. He dialed 911 and asked for an ambulance. The dispatcher asked what the problem was. He said, "I don't know, I think her cummer is hung".

Much has already been published about the sexual preferences and notorious behavior of former President Clinton.

However, little has been reported on the sexual practices of the current Commander-in-Chief. It has recently been learned that the President and Mrs. Bush only make love with Laura Bush on top since George W. Bush can only fuck up.

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