Quotes from the Master Williams  

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6/24/2006 3:24 am

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Quotes from the Master Williams

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

[on Michael Jackson]
Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species.

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

When the media ask him (President George Bush) a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

It's been a sequence. With Good Morning, Vietnam, people said, 'Ah, at last he's found a way to be funny and still be a little restrained.' With Dead Poet's Society, they went, 'Oh, this is interesting--he's even more restrained.' And with Awakenings, it'll be, 'Look! He's medicated! He's gone even further. What's he playing next? He's playing a door. And after that? A black hole'

We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. --From Dead Poet's Society

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