A cute story (joke)  

rm_GoodbnBad4u 47F
96 posts
8/2/2006 8:23 am

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8/3/2006 7:25 pm

A cute story (joke)

My friend Tina sent me this yesterday - and I thought it was cute so I am posting it here - hope you all enjoy!!

A little boy about 12 years old was walking down the sidewalk, dragging a
flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls
he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she's very fond of cute little boys. She'll get the disease I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and he'll catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG."

Have a great day - hope you got a chuckle!!

Torn between the good girl/bad girl thing

ZZ_Todd 60M

8/2/2006 12:16 pm

What's that old line about revenge? It's best when served cold!

lv2masturbate 66M
7 posts
8/3/2006 6:46 am

very cute joke... thanks for sharing

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