The Parrot  

Goldenhairgodess 64F
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2/12/2006 5:45 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately

spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said,

"Look, I should tell you first that this bird

used to live in a house of Prostitution and

sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had

to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in

her living room and waited for it to say


The bird looked around the room, then at her, and

said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,

but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school

the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new


The girls and the woman were a bit offended but

then began to laugh about the situation

considering how and where the parrot had been


Moments later, the woman's husband Wayne came

home from work. The bird looked at him and


"Hi, Wayne!"

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