Introducing the Prig  

GentlemanLeisure 55M
10 posts
2/3/2006 9:45 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Introducing the Prig


Ladies and Gentlemen,

Allow me to introduce The Prig™. Yes, you heard right... The Prig™. Currently all the rage over in Europe, where they like to refer to it as 'Le Prig' (same thing, slightly different accent).
Prig™ is an all-singin', all-dancin' manimal-about-the-house. A completely untrained Darwinian anomaly. Guaranteed to leave the toilet seat up, and the dishwasher/ washing machine full of accumulated detritus. In fact, it's really unlikely he'd consider negotiating such intricacies of modern domestic mores.
However, Prig™ was not designed for such mundane tasks. No no; take a good look. Get real close. Inspect the fine workmanship on display here. Prig™ is a unique piece of machinery. Many of our customers have gone as far as referring to Prig™ as their 'Ultimate Dream Machine'. We have thousands of testimonials from satisfied clients, who insist their lives have changed beyond all belief.
- "Better than the time I was reclaimed by the Lord" gushes Olivia from Oslo, Norway.
- "Now we are saving up to become born-again virgins!" chirp a pair of the cutest Siamese twins you ever did see, currently living in Vienna, Austria.

Seriously, folks - Prig™ is simply the must-have house-pet to possess these days. And to assure you of our best intentions, not only are we currently offering a discount of purchases of two or more Prigs; we're also contributing a percentage of our profits to the renowned charity organisation, 'Roam, Roam on the Range: Caging Is Cruel - Release da' Beast'.

Each Prig™ comes with his own Behaviourial Pattern manual and tips on what he's good for - if you know what I mean
We have limited supplies, but guarantee A-grade European Prigs, reared exclusively by Swiss dairy maidens. Early ordering is obviously recommended for the upcoming Valentine's season, and we will expedite overnight shipment with credit card transactions.
100% satisfaction, or your money back. Can't say fairer than that, can we!

So get in line and be the first on your block to see why all those Europeans have so much to smile about these days. It really is the sensation that's sweeping the nation.



Allsleeky 37F

2/14/2006 4:09 pm

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GentlemanLeisure 55M
192 posts
2/18/2006 10:56 am

Sleekster,

whassamatter? Prig's left you all tongue-tied? It happens a lot...

kisses


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