The Weight loss Game  

Fruitypopt 38M
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1/30/2006 8:33 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Weight loss Game

I sit here once again like many of us trapped between "Rock-Hard Abs" and a box of Twinkies.

Have you ever had one of those days when you just want to go up to a skinny person and shove a twinkie into there mouth just to see if they would explode; or just chuck cupcakes at people as they leave the health club? Today was that day, as once again the size three in my office decides that she has become fat and bloated, and must resort to a juice diet. All day long, I left cupcakes and twinkies on her desk just to see when she would break down and eat one. (For those wondering, it was about 2:35) Then, I realized, she could probably eat this whole box, and not gain an ounce.

At that moment I realized, that no matter how hard we strive to be thin and skinny, there will always be somone skinnier, wondering why they can't be the same. We have trapped ourselved in world where the good people at the Hostess company have become devils, and snake cakes eternal damination. Well I say this to you, Don't worry about Size, or weight. Dammit, if you want a twinkie have a twinkie, if you want to have sex while eating a twinkie, well ask your partner first, then enjoy. People may never be as skinny as they like, but in the end, as long as we can enjoy the Sweet sins of life, I say go for it.

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