Sparkles .....LOL  

Fox4aKnight1 44F
1176 posts
4/21/2006 4:30 am

Last Read:
4/25/2006 2:54 am

Sparkles .....LOL

Here is another inbox funny but then I read it and I was so happy I don't have kids here....LOL cause thisw woulkd be sooooo me LOL

"I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me there was a
cancellation and the 9:30am appointment was available.
I took it. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already

around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time

to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits,

but this time I was not going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw

off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick

wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the

clothesbasket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other

side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other such glamorous place a million

miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning,

haven't we?" I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal...

some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my six year old daughter was playing,

she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No!!!"
She yelled, " I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved

inside it."

LOL see what I mean .....sure this has been going round the net forever....but its still funny LOL

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
4/21/2006 6:55 am

I have read this before...but it made me laugh all over again! I have had my feet in the stirrups more this last month than my whole life I think. Maybe I should use some glitter for my pre-op check up! What do you think?

Fox4aKnight1 replies on 4/21/2006 10:14 am:
lmao .......yup there ya go LOL ....hmmm meabe some body paint too *G* specially if you have a cute GYN LOL

rm_u2us20062 58M/56F

4/23/2006 8:22 am

When I was about 15, we had this cocker spaniel named Hawian Delight"rebel" and it was my job to feed him every night, but on this one night my mother had feed him already. I opened up a can of Alpo and was just about ready to give it to him, when my Mom, told me that she had feed him already.I put a Ziplock bag over the top of the can and put it back into the frig.
The next day the can was gone.I went out with some friends of mine that night and came home with the munchies.
I went through the frig and found some mac & cheese, and some beef stew, so I threw it all into a pan and heated it up and ate it.
The next day, it was time to feed Rebel, I pulled out a can of Alpo and before I could open my Mom told me that the other can was still in the frig.
I comensed to looking for it, but I couldn't find it, Mom I asked, where's the can, she said that she had put it in a yellow butter dish, I said "with a white top" yeh, where is it, I said "you mean like this one that is in the dish washer", yes,she replied, I then said "it was great, I mixed it with mac & cheese last night", She said " you mean you ate the dog food" "yeh, it was one of the best meals That I have had all week".

Fox4aKnight1 replies on 4/23/2006 12:44 pm:
rotfl...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww .......hmmmm not so hungry now LOLOLOL

NGs_lady 65F
762 posts
4/24/2006 11:21 am

Thank you needed that

Fox4aKnight1 replies on 4/24/2006 11:57 am:
LOL Glad I could oblige

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