Inbox funny....  

Fox4aKnight1 44F
1176 posts
2/9/2006 12:18 am

Last Read:
8/6/2006 11:43 am

Inbox funny....

thanks to a friend...

Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day.

Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you
are on fire and take appropriate action.

On Maternity Room Door: "Push,Push,Push".

On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian
except the dog.

Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place.

Scientist's Door: Gone Fission.

Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff.

Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels.

Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.

Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.

Sign on Fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive".

Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment.

Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you

Hotel: "Help!" We need inn - experienced people.

Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you.

Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?

Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the
2nd one just left.

Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!

Music Teacher's Door: "Out Chopin"

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you
send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be".

Beauty Shop: Dye now!

Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've

Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte" .

Restaurant Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come
in and get fed up.

Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin

Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat any place they want.

Music Library: Bach in a minuet.

Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.

General Conference: Welcome! We're generally in

Rockhard2x6 55M

2/9/2006 5:37 am

LOL...I have actually seen the one for the office.

Fox4aKnight1 44F

2/9/2006 9:14 am

lol I would love to see a few of these ....
hugs Rock ya later hun hugs

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