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Fox4aKnight1 44F
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1/29/2006 6:28 pm

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8/6/2006 11:35 am

Inbox funnies, email from home email

Okies my aunt sent me this and I just had to laugh. LOL its way too funny ....

Four Catholic mothers were having coffee together and discussing how wonderful their children are. The first mother tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a handsome, 6' 2", hard-bodied Chippendale's stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, all the women say, Oh, my God!"

and here is another one from my aunt

STAY!!!! I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the
Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled
down the car windows to make sure my
Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat
and I wanted to impress upon her that she must
remain there. I walked to the curb backward,
pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"
"Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady,
gave me a strange look and said,

"Why don't you just put it in park?"

update- I had to put this in here cause it was so cute/funny it made me laugh. Yet I think I will go back and anwser. LOL [post 217855]

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