Inbox Funnies ....  

Fox4aKnight1 44F
1176 posts
2/28/2006 10:25 am

Last Read:
8/6/2006 11:58 am

Inbox Funnies ....

Some funnies I got in the mail .....*grinz* hope ya like

SOME QUERIES WORTH LOOKING AT:
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece
on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling
Evian backwards: NAIVE
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2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like
making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as
the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as
the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
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4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that
mean that one enjoys it?
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5. There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of
the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor
store or at Hooters.
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6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes?
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7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?
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8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they
just stale bread to begin with?
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10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist
but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
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11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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12 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree
surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it
Fed UP?
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14. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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15. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses
of bald men?
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16. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on
me .....they're cramming for their final exam.
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17. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with
tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do
Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?
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18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post
Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why
don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps
so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver
the mail?
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19 If it's true that we are here to help others, then what
exactly are the others here for?
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20. You never really learn to swear until you learn to
drive.
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21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it
didn't zigzag?
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22. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
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23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
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24. As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it
spells "THEIRS"?

enjoy!!!


Fox4aKnight1 44F

2/28/2006 8:02 pm

your welcome aman hugssssssssss
Kelli


oldman1776 80M
3164 posts
3/1/2006 12:40 pm

Those are so funny. Thanks for the laugh.


Fox4aKnight1 44F

3/1/2006 1:17 pm

your welcome oldman hugssssssssssssssssss

Kelli


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