Musings Concerning Sex Toys  

Flutterby5867 50F
31 posts
8/16/2006 11:55 pm

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9/5/2006 2:18 pm

Musings Concerning Sex Toys

My friend and I were on late at night surfing the net, her on her end of the continent and me on mine.
So I am looking at this impressive toy:

Then the strangest question popped into my head.

"I have no idea how I am supposed to read the lighted control panel if I have it in use?"

"AND don't know if I can orgasm and read backwards using a mirror to see what the hell is on the damned lighted control panel!"

"With my luck I would blind myself with the reflections of the light and fall off the bed and break something."


Graceful I ain't, lol


rm_rubie80 37F
245 posts
8/17/2006 12:15 am

oooh, i have one like that, lol, beleive me i have used it so much i know the buttons blind folded! I LOVE MY TOYS!!! Ann summers is a good friend of mine... lol

redhot4cock 57F

9/1/2006 8:14 pm

One of my best friends has a toy that looks very much like the one pictured. I was helping her move this last Saturday...Her uncle and another friends brand new boyfriend (whom we had just met 10 minutes earlier) were taking her bed apart...when she remembered her bag of toys behind her bed. She gasped loudly enough for another friend and I to look over, ran to the head of the bed and stuffed the bag underneath her shirt. Only problem was...her newest "Rotating Rabbit" started running while under her shirt! Not only could you hear the "Buzz" but you could see the tip of the penis rotating under her shirt! We about wet ourselves we laughed soooo hard! and of course we will NEVER let her live that one down!


rm_yourtoyok 57M
6 posts
9/3/2006 5:10 am

Redhot ,that`s so perfect ,I bout pissed just reading it thinking Why ? How does shit happen at the worst time and embarrass u in public or in front of friends , the most ! Good karma huh ? cya later . )-

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