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Felipe69to77 51M
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2/5/2006 2:04 am

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This is a question I have been asking my self since age 12. I’m 6” 8”. That happens to be a standard height for all doors in residential housing. Great. Thank god commercial property is 7’. It’s a little more forgiving so I don’t thump my melon in public. Imagine being raised in Arizona where every fucking house has a dam ceiling fan spinning wildly ready to put another scar on my head. Maybe they should just sharpen the blades so you can get a clean scalping. O well. I’m over that. It’s good I moved here to Washington, NO FUCKING FANS! It has its advantages though. No ladies have choked on a small bone. I don’t own a ladder. But there is always some short prick that has to ask;” do you play basketball”? And as always I respond,” no, are you a fucking jockey”! I’m sure they have a dork the size of a cocktail frank. And remember this ladies, size does matter. You can’t churn butter with a toothpick! I’ll gladly sport scars on my head before being shorted by Oscar Meyer. So remember girls, if he’s tall, you’ll be happy up against the wall.
That’s all.


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