The Elusive Butt Plug  

FeelKindaLonely 46F
87 posts
2/22/2006 4:56 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Elusive Butt Plug

So, last night, I'm "visiting" with a friend, from out of town. This isn't a one night stand. I actually know this person...we're the friends with benefits kind...

Anyhow. He has a meeting early in the morning, and I'm restless so I decide to go on home and let him get some sleep in his hotel room rather than staying there and pestering him, like I would normally do. The only light that is on is coming from the TV. I'm looking for my toys (he really likes to play with the toys, I'm going to have to ban him from them or something...)because I need to take them home with me, right? Well. I can't find one of them. And, it's not just *any* toy. It's a butt plug (GOD I hate that name!).

OK, so I'm looking under the bed so many times that I almost got sick from the head rushes. I look all around the bed. I look under the sheets, where he's not laying, then push him a bit, to see if it's under him or something. I look under the bed, AGAIN. I look in the bathroom. I look around the night stand. Just in case, I look in the kitchenette area. NOTHING.

I'm freaking out, at this point. All I can think is that the maid is going to come in, in the morning, to make his bed and find a freaky little butt plug standing at attention. I'm mortified. I'm thinking to myself...WHERE THE HELL DID THAT NASTY LITTLE THING GO!?!

Then...in a total panic, I start to laugh. I can't help it. It's funny and it's ackward and it's embarrasing and...CAN'T THEY THINK OF A BETTER NAME THAN BUTT PLUG?!

Anyway. He wakes up to my laughter. I was trying to contain it, but it sounded like I was crying. I think he was worried and a bit confused. It was 1:30 in the morning...no time for tears right now, right? Well, I do the best I can to speak and ask..."Um. Where's the...the toy we used?" He moans out, "In the bathroom, behind the cupboard". Cupboard? In a bathroom? Did I miss something?

Anyway...long story short. The elusive butt plug was found...my friend (with benefits) had cleaned it and put it away for safe keeping. Such a good guy, he is. I laughed all the way to my car and down the road a bit.

That was 4 hours ago...and hell..I'm still laughing. Damn thing.


ShiesFlukyJulep 60M
23 posts
2/22/2006 11:13 pm

Good one Got me smiling. Thanks my friend


climbmelikeatree 48M
80 posts
2/23/2006 1:25 am

Good story, I thought it was going to end with you finding it in another place completely...


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