I've lost that loving feeling  

Fallic40 54M
3214 posts
12/30/2005 5:04 pm
I've lost that loving feeling

I will be the first to admit that if all the old wive's tales were true, my palms would look like Bo Bice and I would long ago have earned a white cane and a black lab to take me on outings to the park. (My eyesight is shit - so there might actually some truth to that story.)

I have wanked, masturbated, beaten off, (please pick your favourite descriptor) since I was about 12 and discovered the awesome best friend contained below. The problem is that wanking is basically very boring. It's not like there is a multitude of ways to accomplish the deed.

So then the answer is to fantasize. Fantasies have abounded, achieved and then been discarded like so much used toilet paper, kleenex, etc. I think I have developed wanker's block.

And the problem is, that at 42, after 30 years of very successful wanking (much more than successful sex) I find myself rather tired of the whole thing. I am having a mid-life crisis with myself.

Now don't get me wrong, I still find the idea of sex appealing. Any lady willing, is more than welcome to my bed to handle junior for me. It's just sex with myself that has lost it's appeal.

Oh my god, I don't love me anymore.


kats60 57F

12/30/2005 5:31 pm

BEEN THERE SDONE THAT,,I THINL IT HAPPENED TO ME AT ABOUT 12 TOO!, LOL//THESE DAYS IT SEEMS IT JUST TAKES TO MUCH WORK, LOL ID RATHER DO THE REAL, ALOT MORE FUN!!


imBambi 59M/51F

12/30/2005 6:05 pm

It might not be that tragic afterall - you might just redirect your efforts into getting laid.

Bambi


_Safira 54F
11260 posts
12/30/2005 7:16 pm

Good advice from Bambi, my friend ... *gentle hugs while "Stroke Me" plays 'softly' in the background*

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mangomamiCT 43F

12/30/2005 8:59 pm

thought it was just me


tillerbabe 57F

12/30/2005 10:21 pm

Just "switch' hands sweetie! (and yes there ARE Many Scots in Seattle - and I am one of them!)


Fallic40 54M
1858 posts
12/30/2005 11:05 pm

tillerbabe, i am scottish too.

perhaps i need a good sheep


impish_pixie 55F
6867 posts
12/31/2005 2:53 pm

Well darlin, I'd truly love to help you with your problem, but alas, you're about 3500 miles away. Words can be powerful though - hmmmm...

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


Fallic40 54M
1858 posts
12/31/2005 8:32 pm

impish, that would be the definition of a long reach, wouldn't it?


Fallic40 54M
1858 posts
12/31/2005 9:17 pm

bambi, if i can't lay myself - how does that bode for picking up a woman?


Fallic40 54M
1858 posts
12/31/2005 9:18 pm

kats, it is a ton of work. And really there isn't that much in it for guys in terms of an end result.


Fallic40 54M
1858 posts
12/31/2005 9:18 pm

saffy, sweet saffy, always the voice of reason and cautious optimism


Fallic40 54M
1858 posts
12/31/2005 9:20 pm

mangomami, obviously wanker's block just might be some sort of coast to coast epidemic


Fallic40 54M
1858 posts
1/1/2006 6:26 pm

tennismaiden, i will have to ponder this a little. I might need some help from Safira as she is voice of reason who visits me.

Hibernating and cuddling is fun for now. Spring doesn't hit Oregon though until about mid June.


_Safira 54F
11260 posts
1/2/2006 8:52 am

Moi? The Voice of Reason? Oh, pishaw!! I think you both need to "wang chung," Darlings ... but that's a blog for a different day! *wicked, wicked grin*

Safira

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ember700 50F
57 posts
1/3/2006 12:23 am

Fallic, I would soooooo love to help you with your problem. Damn! you live sooo far away but if I had a car, I would be there. I do have some good news there is a bloggers convention being planned for May in Montreal. You can get more info at the blog of [expatbrit49]. I am saving money and hoping to go. Check it out.
later E


Fallic40 54M
1858 posts
1/4/2006 5:42 pm

Hi Ember, at this time I do not have permission from my doctor to travel. In fact she has pushed back a lot of what I was doing in terms of trying to get fit and healthy again.


Fallic40 54M
1858 posts
1/4/2006 5:45 pm

safira, it sounds as if you and tennismaiden have her problem well in hand - so to speak. I know that you will be whispering in her ear all the little shagadelic things you would like to do to the beach bums as you recline in your chairs and sip naughty, fruity drinks with umbrellas on the beach later on this year.


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