Dear Diary, today I was a very bad girl  

Elysium7 53M/45F
422 posts
2/24/2005 8:39 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dear Diary, today I was a very bad girl


This is too cool. People..nice and sexy people have actually found and read my silly blogs! From the time I was about 10 until the start of my senior year in high school I kept daily diaries. I've started new one's a bunch of times since those long long ago days (sigh)but I never get very far before I'm distracted by the responsibilities of work or kids or taking care of my parents or stuff like that.

So..........dear blog world, this is my newest and most technological attempt to write down and make sense of my warped world.

Can I get in trouble with this she muses... As I mentioned in one of the posts that I deleted in order to get rid of the harsh red "you're screwing up" message that the good folks who manage this blog thing kept sticking on my blog.
My parents found my diaries and suspicious old farts that they were, they read through at least some parts of them. Well, I think that my mom read most of the stuff and filled my dad in on the details. And oh did I give them plenty of details to stew about. Fortunately, I was almost 18 at the time so they couldn't do much other than yell and tell me what a (nympho-slut-shameless whore-irresponsible teenager-disrespectfull child, etc etc)I was. It was all there...everything interesting that I had done through most of my high school "career". Want to know when and where I first got nasty with a boy? It was there. First hand job? yup First bj? oh ya Every "blow by blow" of Friday nights at the drive in? uh huh Want to know when sweet little Lisa lost her cherry. Absolutely...in gory detail lol. Well, you get the drift. I honestly thought that both the 'rents were going to drop dead at my feet. Oh well, life goes on. Took a few years for stuff to get back to normal but it did.

Anyways, I've decided to treat this blog thingee like a sort of diary that sometimes talks back to you. I hope I have some interesting new adventures to talk about. Other than a couple of exceptions, my sex life (and lets face it we're all here at least in part for the sexual pleasure that chatting, blogging, or actually meeting other cool people can provide)has been pretty ordinary. Active, passionate, often spontaneous, even frequently humorous, but still pretty ordinary. And in all honesty it hasn't been exactly on fire lately so maybe some of the people that my partner has been in touch with will help liven up my life. If so, it'll certainly give me some cool stuff to write about. Arghh...what if it goes bad? What if a guy sees me in the buff and decides that he isn't interested? What if the guy(s) can't get it up. What if I like it toooooooooo much? What if I start to like girls better? What if my guy finds that some other girl feels better than I do? What if it turns out he likes other guys better? My head is going to explode! Maybe I'll just win Powerball and buy a tropical island. I hear men love tan lines
Time to hit the sack and watch a little Letterman L.

7inchs4u 42M
14 posts
2/25/2005 2:02 am

you sound very sexy. If you want to see a face pic babe email me on here or can we chat sometime on imc. xxx


Jerosd 48M

2/25/2005 3:21 am

questions questions questions...we wanna see pics!!!!!

lol


rm_chicago7733 48M
2 posts
2/25/2005 11:16 am

Elysium

well hello there sexy...Are you in Chicago?


mnfun952 103M

2/25/2005 4:21 pm

L.

It can be extremely liberating to share thoughts with complete strangers... people who (unlike your parents) aren't going to judge you are drop dead at your feet...instead, we are supportive and offer encouragement. Keep up the excellent work - you're among friends.


joey4978 40M

2/25/2005 5:56 pm

Lisa I think that your the amazing half of the couple, don't worry with a smile like that mine will always get up for you!! If you two ever need a place to visit cum to Illinois, I bet we'd all have alot of fun together!! Hope you both have a wonderufl weekend!!!


Elysium7 53M/45F

2/25/2005 9:17 pm

Oh I can be very bad when I get the chance. Everything has to be just right, but then look out...here comes the crazy horny blonde bimbo!
Jeckell and Hyde....House wife and Sex Fiend


rm_HotFunInMN 51M
18 posts
2/27/2005 2:29 pm

J&H,

I got faith that you will keep it all together. "What ifs" are always in the back of everyone’s head. What if you don't open up to new experience or keep going right down the same track? And yes-tan lines are hot.


zenyen 66M

3/7/2005 8:52 pm

Ah, Elysium, do you worry about all those things at the moment of orgasm? Neither do I. Relax, it all works out in the end. I don't know how; it's a mystery. But the biggest mystery is: why do you live so far from me when you're cute as hell and funny, too?


GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
3/10/2005 2:28 am

Just go with the flow... whichever flow that is at any given time... you're doing terrific


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