The Perfect Penis  

ElizabethAgain 40F
128 posts
4/27/2006 8:13 pm

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5/1/2006 6:24 pm

The Perfect Penis

Everyone was so nice to me after my last post I thought that it was time I got back to the real world of being a tad nasty

In the most supportive way, everyone told me that its pointless looking for the Perfect Man as he doesnt exist,

Piffle !!

Rubbish !!

I dont believe it.

I cant believe it

I always knew that out there somewhere is a current version of Ari Ben Canaan, only he now rides a motorcycle and looks good on it, eats vegetarian most nights, and has a PHd in something cuddly like anthropology.

You can Google search while I wait

Back again?


Im willing to concede that Ari may not be called Ari. I'll settle for a David, or an Andrew, or even a Simon but he definetly wont be an Akmul or a Mohad or a Mohmet.

He doesnt have to be Jewish. My mother wont be pleased but I can live with that. He doesnt have to look like Paul Newman used to look and he doesnt have to look Jewish. He cant look too Jewish either, note my earlier post on mono-brows.

G_d forbid but he doesnt even have to be circumcised. My mother will be horrified by that but shes not getting it so forget her this time too.

I'm prepared to go that far, but with a few misgivings. Ive seen uncircumcised ones before but so far I havent been up close and personal with one.

They seem strange. Definetly strange. Can 7,000 years of tradition be wrong?


I have two conditions on that.

Article 1. He must promise to bear up well when Rabbi Snipemeyer makes him all nice and perfect for me. They dont have an evil grin icon, sorry.

Article 2. His newly perfect penis must be attached to a working brain. This is definetly important. Its vital. I dont mean one of those brains that men have inside their penis. I mean one between his ears, where brains are in most women.

Are you there Paul?





Oh shyte !!!

Mohmet are you busy this weekend?

wordscumeasy 48M

4/27/2006 8:24 pm

Liz: I KNEW you'd find me evenutually! You know my name... you know the status of my, how shall we say it, nether regions... I'm sure my personality and smile could win over your mother despite my non-Jewish heritage, not to mention the smile I would bring to her daughter's face when I cook up a vegetarian storm every second evening. The motorbike is no problem. I have one. Granted it's better than yours, but at least give me that small victory. Rambo, sorry Rabbi Snipemeyer is more than welcome to carve his niche. So here's my question, what more could a legal eagle like yourself want in a man? All you have to do is whistle... you know how to whistle, don't you? Andrew

LoyaltyandHonor 36M/32F
1241 posts
4/27/2006 8:36 pm

Very interesting...

meerkittykat 43F

4/27/2006 9:48 pm

Ok, perhaps not perfect. Aces? Masterful? Sublime? Mildly capable, even? long as he or she makes me smile, it's a starting point.

rm_lust2u2 53M

4/28/2006 9:15 am

Elizabeth... are you listening or are you

"...The Perfect Man as he does not exist..." - you have your own image of TPM, ok and fine... hmmm, but I think it´s all about the word perfect(an emotionally charged word for a lot of people)... in the readers mind it does not give the same image as for you (my assessment).
Any conclusion then, well... i)as a matter of fact (give and take) - according to theirs own image, every women have their TPM waiting/hunting
ii)the better fit to that image, they (probably) better suit each other.

"...have to be circumcised..." - women, your argumentation will be performed in a similar way, or? (I know, put some pressure on the question)

A1 - practical issue...
A2 - gifted issue...
...culture vs heredity/environment - incompatible or compatible?

(must say, some jolly good work out)

rm_Colleridge 54M

4/28/2006 1:29 pm

Thank you Lizzie.

All my life I have wondered, pondered and generally wreslted with the question of why... To what end was it that I was circumcised?

Now I know.

ExtraThickDick4U 46M
10 posts
4/30/2006 7:57 am

simon here ... already circumcised and your mother will love me ... unless she finds out what we do in private

adventurate 49M

5/1/2006 1:27 am


i find your mother fixation solely on religion a worry for you

Surely she knows you moan Oh my God

but i suppose she wont be put off by the Jesssssssus Christ!!!!

Nah i dont trust rabbis - the hat they wear does nothing lol

but i pass 2

so that mena im in but not out??????

rm_ByNaomi 37F
1261 posts
5/1/2006 5:48 am

Okay.. I've googled now..
And I'm sure he exists!
The perfect man for the perfect woman,
living life less ordinary..
Perfection is within you.
You'll find only what you seek

Let's play hide and seek for a while

Tell mum I said hi.



© ByNaomi MyMirrorWithin 05'-08'

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
5/1/2006 4:06 pm

I saw a description of a perfect man once, but it sounded a lot like my dog ...

Uncut guys definitely have to work a little harder to stay clean, but I guess it must feel good, because I didn't have to work as hard to please them ...

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