Seeing the world for what it is...... crap when you is only 4 feet high!  

EchoBaseRider 51M
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10/5/2005 3:48 pm

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Seeing the world for what it is...... crap when you is only 4 feet high!


I needed to got out the other day - so I took a ride to the local super store..... nothing fancy in that you say? Oh yeah? If you are in a wheel chair or on sticks its the best thing on the Planet!!!!

Every one see's you, but ignores you!!! I guess this could be kinda bad if you are on four wheels all the time; but I've discovered that if you ask the 'nice lady' where you can empty your colostomy bag then it gets results on the spot...
Besides, presenting the chick with a nice stiff prick always gets results (even if it's only cos they feel motherly towards you).

The 'duty' manager at my local store took it upon herself to give me a very personal sevice - be rest assured I WILL be going back there for my shopping in future.

But beware when they discover that you don't 'actually' need their help - other than to unload anyway; Jeesus, did she squeeze my 'bag' tightly See you next week Sue.

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