Wet Wet Beer !  

EbonyHnk 38M
178 posts
6/14/2006 10:57 pm

Last Read:
6/16/2006 1:50 am

Wet Wet Beer !

Which is Better....Beer or Pussy ?

Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER

Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy

A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER

If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you

find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy

Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home.

Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.

- One point to Pussy

If you have a lot of beer in a public place,

your reputation may suffer.

If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend.

- One point to Pussy

If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested.

If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy

You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER

Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers.

Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY

In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY

If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One

point to BEER

You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle

or can. - One point to BEER

If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles

down. - One point to BEER

You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER

Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour

after you've drank it - One point to BEER


That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry,

degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer

would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.

-An extra point for BEER

moonfire2u 71F
2602 posts
6/15/2006 4:37 am

Man can not live by beer alone.......if you offered a man a beer or pussy....which one do you think he would take?

kind thoughts,

tiyannah 48T

6/15/2006 7:48 am

LOL.........LMAO.............PUSSY........OR BEER..............CUMMMM ON NOW................I AM WITH MOONFIRE ON THIS ONE EBONYHAWK.......

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