What not to say  

Eastside__Devil 38F
420 posts
5/23/2006 12:32 pm

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6/8/2006 11:54 am

What not to say

Ok for all those people out there who wonder exactly what NOT to write when contacting a woman here are a few examples (yes these are actual emails people have sent to me over the past month all errors are original as I am not bothering to spell check them). oh and for all those concerned I'm doing better now just relly really tired.

hey there how are you doing? I really like your profile you sound really nice and i would like to get the chance to please you. A little about me i am 23 6'1 and i am looking for someone that likes to be eaten out and pleased in any possible way. Take a look at my profile, if you think you would like to talk more and be pleased then get back to me i hope to hear from you. Until then you have a great day.

I'm a 45 year old single white man who is 6'1" tall and in great shape. I'm easy-going and have a great personality.
Daddy thinks you need to be put over his knee and get a very hard spanking for having showed your boobies on the internet and for being such a bad little devil. Daddy wants his girl to be full of sugar and spice and everything nice--but mostly sugar and not so much spice--but always nice! Daddy doesn't like it when little white girls run around town acting like little white devils and whores. And Daddy doesn't like it that you dressed as an alter boy one year for Holloween, because Daddy at one time wanted to become a Catholic priest. And you really need to clean up the way you talk. Daddy wants you to talk like a nice young lady and say the Lord's prayer once everyday...

HI there
Here’s some normal stuff about me. I hope it’s not to boring. I love life and usually live it to the fullest and am always up for trying new things. I figure you’ll never know if you like something until you try it. So, I usually give things a change at least once. I am easy going and carefree also. I enjoy hanging out with my close friends, nice dinners at new restaurants, dancing ( I use to be a DJ), plays, darts, pool, boating, sporting events, traveling, concerts or outdoor festivals, and the list could go on and on.
On the wild side… I hope your not offended..
I like almost anything in reason. I like to use toys. Sometimes a few at a time. I like to prolong the sexual time. I think it is more erotic. I love to stuck on a womans feet and lick them all the way up.
I guess I have a nylon and heels fetish. I love when a woman wears them.
I'm looking for a person that is curious like me and that loves sex the way I do.
I have a very strong desire for sex that lasts more than ten minutes. I don't just have sex to cum. I have sex because I thoroughly enjoy it. My favorite position is doggy style with a woman. I like really giving her a good, slow ride.
I enjoy kissing, I love the feel of sucking on a womans nipples and I enjoy eating a juicy pussy. If I don't do it as she likes, she can guide my head with her hands and slowly fuck my face until I get it right. I like a woman to cum a few times first by oral sex, it makes their pussy so wet. I love when they cum in my face

SinsualIntellect 53M
31 posts
5/24/2006 8:08 am

Holy shit, Batman! Daddy needs to take a break cause he's done gone over the top.

SinsualIntellect 53M
31 posts
5/24/2006 8:10 am

And before I forget, welcome back Eastside. I hope your future troubles are few.

want2makeUlaugh 42M

5/24/2006 1:32 pm

Good to see you back Eastside.

All I got to say about the quotes is...WOW! I think if a guy is writing a gal who he's chatted with or read her blog and thus knows she's all about being raunchy, the examples you gave, albeit strange are not necessarily a bad idea. But let's face it most of us on this site are interested in "hooking up" with other people. That being said; I think some of us would prefer to get to know a little about what type of person someone is before we necessarily need or want to find out how much they like to spank naughty ladies.

I'll admit that I write differently to different people. If someone is clearly more conservative than I am, I try to be considerate of their sensibilities, if they are significantly less prudish than me, I will push my own envelop sometimes just because it's good for me.

One last comment: I think the Catholic Church is better off without "Daddy" bending sinners over his knee in the confessional and spanking them! That guy's post screams "I'm a sexual predator...Here kiddy kiddy..." SICK-O!

jaimeOOO69 53F

5/24/2006 6:37 pm

I wonder why they think what they write makes them desirable?

The first and third men just need to grow up.but the second one needs to be locked up for everyone's safety.

rm_Dorbadim75 42M
30 posts
5/24/2006 11:10 pm

At least I'm not that awful...

boredatnight3 50M

5/27/2006 9:05 pm

whew, glad my email is not in there!

SureWould_WI 43M
5 posts
6/6/2006 5:38 am

so what you are saying is that I shouldn't call myself daddy so much or talk about spanking you any more? ok fine. daddy's sorry.

firstflight6942 59M
30 posts
6/8/2006 9:15 am

Okay ESD, that was entirely educational & most entertaining. (Good blog - you have a good group of friends....)

I am cyclist and am disturbed by cyclist anarchy. It affects my image out there on the streets.

Being a 40-something myself.

Bad, bad, daddy! You should be spanked......

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