Poultry, Ass, Bells and Napping  

Eastside__Devil 38F
420 posts
5/2/2006 7:40 am

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5/15/2006 4:08 am

Poultry, Ass, Bells and Napping

My ass hurts today. Seriously it really does, I think I pulled a muscle in my right butt cheek at work yesterday and it’s still bugging me today.

Yes I know this has happened to me before but its one of the more annoying things to have happen because not only does it hurt to stand but it also hurts to sit if fact the only position I am comfortable in right now if face down on the couch.

Also I am currently covered in chicken goo because a box of chicken more or less exploded on my today, I’m not exactly sure how it happened but one minute I’m catching and stacking boxes of chicken and the next I’m covered in it, there is actually chicken goo in my socks.

On another note it is Tuesday and still early so I can take a nap before hitting the bar with the Tuesday night crew and hopefully my ass will feel better by then.

I found out I probably won’t have a day off from work until next Saturday, damn having two jobs and damn people who take vacation. Maybe I should take a week off again sometime, that would be nice.

My mom is insane, I mean completely. She’s gotten worse over the past few months because my sister is getting hitched in June and as D-day approaches she’s freaking out about everything so I keep threatening to shave my head if she doesn’t calm down. Not that I really would do that right now but it does make her quiet for a minute on the phone. I don’t mind all the wedding crap I mean yeah I had to get a dress but I also get to have an herbal body wrap done the day before the wedding which should be cool.

Ok time for me to take a nappy nap and hopefully my ass will feel better because right now it’s throbbing as I sit here typing this little missive.

rm_cordelia0667 50F

5/2/2006 4:11 pm

Can you recruit anyone for a butt massage?

SinsualIntellect 53M
31 posts
5/3/2006 1:13 am

Hehe, Cordelia...

I've never had a chicken goo on me and I don't want to see what it's like. As far as pulled muscles, since it's past 24hours, apply heat, by any means you please.

As for the insane Mom, can't help ya there since it appears you handled it correctly.

Good luck with the pulled glute, Eastie.

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