Great pate but I have to motor if I'm going to make it on time to get a speculum shoved up my crotch  

Eastside__Devil 38F
420 posts
11/8/2005 1:36 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Great pate but I have to motor if I'm going to make it on time to get a speculum shoved up my crotch

In the movie Heathers Winona Ryder’s character has some of the best parting lines ever i.e. “Great pate but I have to motor if I’m going to make it to the funeral in time”. Now you may be wondering why the hell I’m thinking about a semi-crappy but pretty cool movie from the 80’s, well it all has to do with my lunch date; No we didn’t kill anyone and make it look like suicide but we did have some really good pate. I guess I’m a strange girl for someone my age because I have liked pate` since I was a kid, for those that don’t know what it is pate is ground up liver mixed with a few other things (all together now “Ewww Liver!!!!”. But I think the date went rather well overall even though I had to cut it short because I had to go to the doctor for my yearly exam. He was a total gentleman with a lovely Spanish accent and great taste in wine; he even likes opera which is a total bonus because I love classical music in all its forms. He was nice enough to drop me at the doctors so I didn’t have to hop the bus and even offered to wait for me but honestly it would be weird to have a guy I just met wait for me in planned parenthoods offices. The check-up was pretty normal as far as such things go; icy cold speculum and free condoms (oh pretty purple ones at that). I ended up hoping the bus home which is always an adventure and rather amusing to see how as you get closer to the lake all the African Americans disembark and all the white folks get on the bus lol.

ArmorMonadCharm 46F

11/8/2005 2:33 pm

~stomps foot and pouts~

And here I thought this was going to be about medical scenes......
Hmmmmmmmmm yummmy thought


SibylBatchAxile 44M
384 posts
11/8/2005 4:29 pm

Well, I wouldn't refer to it as a semi-crappy movie, but then again, I loved

house44444 45M

11/9/2005 9:21 pm

hey sexy the nice free comdoms sound like lots of fun heheheh

ewan_1973 45M

11/9/2005 11:32 pm

I am jealous of the paté...

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