A funny thing happened  

Eastside__Devil 38F
420 posts
4/6/2006 10:55 am

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4/11/2006 2:36 am

A funny thing happened

We all have had strange things happen to us while we’ve been fooling around and some of them are damn amusing so here are a few of my more amusing anecdotes on the topic.

On my 24th birthday at 7 in the morning I was partaking in a little birthday booty which was quite wonderful save the fact that the walls of my apartment at the time were very thin and my room mate at the time was woken up by the noise (mind you he was still half drunk from the night before) so he punched the wall causing a picture hanging on my side of the wall to fall and hit me in the back of the head, right as I was coming. The guy I was with burst out laughing and that as they say was that.

Way back in the day when I had first started dating my now ex-fiancĂ© we were fooling around in his room at his parents house, we had just gotten down to the point of entry when his mom knocked on his door and it popped open even though we thought it was locked and she looks in and says “Do you two want malts?”

Back in my more amusing days in high school I was dating one of the altar boys from a local church and I stopped to visit him after Sunday mass, one thing lend to another and we ended up in a confessional going at it well we didn’t know the priest was in the other side of the confessional until he asked us if we were done and told me never to set foot in the church again.

Another time I was having sex with someone in the shower and both our feet slipped at the same time, I took a header out of the tub and we ended up ripping the shower curtain off the rod as we fell.

Then there’s what happened to me today, I was taking care of business solo when I managed to hit my g-spot and my clit right as I reached orgasm and somehow managed to more or less shoot my toy out of me.

So there are some laughable things that have happened to me over the years there are a lot more, like the time someone got a little excited when I was washing the floor which led to me getting a bruise on my forehead, but I don’t want to give too much away LOL. So I shared and if you read this I would appreciate hearing your stories if you dare to share them.

49AK 56M
1823 posts
4/6/2006 11:30 am

I was with a gal once, and we were using a toy that had 'attachments', and one of them came off inside her, and it took me quite a while to retrieve it. I remember looking at her face while I was poking around... kinda nonchalant, and not very exciting.

Things sure get slippery up there...

rm_Dorbadim75 42M
30 posts
4/6/2006 8:24 pm

When I was last down to visit an ex-gf, we were fooling around in the car before I left. After groping each other for a while, she was too sensitive for me to play with, so she was giving me a handjob. Her cell phone had different rings for different people, and her dad was a huge Chuck Berry fan. In mid-stroke her phone starts singing the chorus of "My Ding-a-ling" and we both stop to laugh. I just had to sing along with it when it got to "I want you to play with my ding-a-ling."

Ya gotta stop and laugh sometimes with all the funny things that can and do happen during sex.

goalie62 55M

4/7/2006 5:49 pm

One of the first times I used a buttplug with an ex... just as I entered her, it popped out and shot to the end of the bed. Some days, you just have to laugh.

Woody3924 32M
1 post
4/7/2006 6:45 pm

I was fooling around with a girl in a park at night... needless to say the police showed up... genious i know...

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